Need an excuse to be in bed by 9? Use the In Bed by Nein Ball! For when the only answer you need is ‘Nein’!

Don’t want to go out? Would much rather stay curled up on the sofa watching reality TV instead? Then give this joke gift for women a shake and find out 1 of 20 reasons why you should stay home!

This Magic 8 Ball will never tell you what you don’t want to hear… Because if you ask it “Do I really have to go out tonight?” the answer will always be no!

A funny Secret Santa gift for the introvert in your life who would always choose their bed over the bar, they’ll be grateful you’ve given them the gift of more reasons to say ‘no’!

NEIN, NO WAY, NUH-UH – This joke gift for women has 20 reasons why going out tonight is a bad idea. From ‘It’s past your bedtime’ and ‘Bank account says no’ to ‘Duolingo owl says ‘nein’’ and ‘Fish needs a babysitter’, you’ll never be stuck for excuses again!

GIFT FOR INTROVERTS – We all have that one friend who goes to bed early every night and never wants to go out… It’s time to embrace their homebody ways with this funny gift!

SECRET SANTA GIFT – Have a colleague who never makes it to after-work drinks? The In Bed By 9 Magic 8 Ball is sure to become their new best friend!

RIDICULOUS REASONS – Sometimes the old ‘It’s too cold out’ just won’t cut it. Why not tell them a ‘Crow stole your car keys’, or ‘The cat has hiccups’ instead? If that’s something you need, this joke gift for women has you covered!